THE MOST EMBARRASSING DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT EVER!

An 85-year-old man walks into his doctor's office and says:

"Doctor, I think my wife is going deaf!"

The doctor replies, "Well, we can test that at home. Stand about 20 feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move closer and try again."

The man goes home and finds his wife cooking dinner.

From 20 feet away, he shouts:

"HONEY! WHAT'S FOR DINNER?"

No answer.

He moves to 15 feet.

"HONEY! WHAT'S FOR DINNER?"

Still nothing.

He moves to 10 feet.

"HONEY!!! WHAT'S FOR DINNER?!"

Silence.

Now he's getting worried.

He moves to 5 feet.

"HONEY!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT'S FOR DINNER?!"

Nothing.

Finally, he stands directly behind her, takes a deep breath, and SCREAMS:

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS FOR DINNER?!"

His wife slowly turns around, holding a frying pan, and says:

"FOR THE FIFTH TIME, HAROLD... CHICKEN!!! AND IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME, YOU'RE GOING IN THE OVEN WITH IT!" 🤣🤣🤣

The man goes back to the doctor the next morning.

The doctor asks, "Well, how did the hearing test go?"

The man replies:

"GOOD NEWS, DOC! MY WIFE'S HEARING IS PERFECT!"

"Wonderful!" says the doctor. "And yours?"

"WHAT?" 😂